Almost a roundhouse kick to the face

For my first post, in the spirit of Chuck Norris, here's some facts for anyone who's seen "24."

To wit:

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.