Kim Jong Il is currently having a lyrical battle with the rest of the free world. Kool Moe Dee lost a battle to LL Cool J. And WTF is that, a beret? I'm taking Kim Jong.
Anyone who can shoot a 36 on an 18-hole course his first time golfing, including making 11 holes in one, has my vote. When you get to completely fabricate your life, it's tough to be beat in a lyrical battle.
It isn't tough to be beat if you are completely wasted by nuclear weapons while spitting the rhymes. Also, it is posse, not entourage. Entourages are for white folks.
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4 Comments:
Kim's got an entourage while Kool looks like he has a jeep parked in the ghetto.
I'm with Kim.
By Skillz, at 10:09 AM
I think having a Jeep in the ghetto is mad street cred though.
And are you sure that's an entourage and not a posse?
By "Dave", at 10:26 AM
Anyone who can shoot a 36 on an 18-hole course his first time golfing, including making 11 holes in one, has my vote. When you get to completely fabricate your life, it's tough to be beat in a lyrical battle.
By Teej, at 10:52 AM
It isn't tough to be beat if you are completely wasted by nuclear weapons while spitting the rhymes. Also, it is posse, not entourage. Entourages are for white folks.
By Skillz, at 3:49 PM
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