Be vigilant

A friend forwarded this to me from their office, where a security alert was issued for the employees to be on the lookout for this character:

Suspect's Description:
White male, approximately mid thirties
Height - Between 5'9 & 5'10
Attire - Blue shirt, blue dress pants, and brown dress shoes.
Note: Suspect has some distinguishing characteristic, such as Brown or red hair, mustache, freckles, and gray hair.

So just be on the lookout for that white guy with the blue shirt and pants and the brown or red hair and grey hair (freckles?), and the world will be a safer place.