"I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke."

For those who don't know, this letter is the inspiration for the name of this blog. It's from a foreign film (as you can see above), which was translated to "Outside Providence" in the United States. Dunphy, who was sent to an academy for getting in trouble, receives a letter from his friend Drugs back home, but the dean of the school opens it first, then calls Dunphy into his office and reads it out loud:

Greetings, Dunph, what's happening?

I got your letter today. Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of shit Funderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. He'd shit, man. Today you should have seen me and Mousy today at school today. We got cocked on a pint of blackberry brandy and ate some THC on the bus. We were fucked. This teacher, Mr. Rivera, goes, "What's wrong with you, Delaney?" I go, "I'm totally fucked, man!" Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh man, you should see this song I'm listening to, man. It's called "Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend." I think it's by a group called -- (passes out for a few hours) Must have nodded out, man. I gotta go, cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again. You want me to send you some squeef, or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught.

Cocked in Rhode Island,
Drugs

P.S. Mousy says he stink-fingered Bunny Cody.