Dudes will LOVE this movie

Well, this is my first entry in this amazing new blog and I definitely have something to bitch about: the movie Hostel.
I went to see it last weekend with my best friend and fellow horror-movie lover, Katie. Did I actually think it was going to be scary? Not really, little scares me anymore but hey, I had a gift certificate, so why not?
The first thing I recognized was the extreme use of T&A to get the audience's attention. The opening 15 minutes takes place in Amsterdam's Red Light District, so use your imagination. The second thing I recognized was the horrific acting. Yes, this movie was made by the same genius who made Cabin Fever. The characters still only knew one insult, "Fag!" and still didn't realize that if you have sex or do drugs in a horror movie, you're going to die.
I remember I wrote a review of Cabin Fever for the Daily Evergreen and pretty much said I fucking hated it and that anyone who liked it must be a masochist, and someone wrote me a letter to the editor saying I was a retard because the movie was clearly an allegory about AIDS. Umm...yeah, CLEARLY.
Bottom line: If you are 10, and you want to see some boobies, check out Hostel.