If you could bring The Birthday Cake, that'd be great...

One of my favorite things in the world of Earth is interoffice correspondence. I find great humor in it. My friends and I over the years have made a habit of forwarding it to each other because we appreciate each other's more than our own. So you can imagine my joy when I found one day that there was a whole website devoted to them.

Anyway,this was sent to me today (and I've neutered some details):

A reminder to everyone:

Our get together, for a one in an occasional series, potluck lunch in the dept is in two days.

Bring something and enjoy from our collective menu. Or join us as you eat the lunch you always bring. Looks like drinks are on your own.
Employee1: Wrap sandwiches of different varieties with tasty spreads
Employee2: The Birthday Cake
Employee3: Potato chips / pretzels / dip
Employee4: Fresh pineapple
Employee5: Fruit salad
Employee6: Galette des Rois
Employee7: Olives and a pasta salad with vegetables
Employee8: Coleslaw
Employee9: Plates, napkins and forks
Employee10: Turkey and ham sandwiches
Employee11: Potato salad
Employee11: Canoli
Employee12: McMillan pastry
Employee13: Brie and crackers