Slightly Better Haircut

Monday, January 23, 2006

There's too many good possibilities for Photoshopping this.

I'll resist for now.

My friend and I still think that bitch has a pillow under her shirt. It is all a big scheme to convince the world that Tom Cruise has a penis AND doesn't shoot blanks.

By Skillz, at 10:44 AM
yes. this was at her birthday party where he got them to open up FAO Schwarz for her. She's 27.

I seriously read that he gave her a set of DVDs of every movie he'd been in for her birthday. With little notes on each one.

By "Dave", at 1:38 PM
What a selfless guy. And that FAO Schwarz shit kills me. He's like her dad. This is getting way too creepy.

And that photo has so many good opportunities for Photoshop. Maybe another corn dog.

By Teej, at 1:52 PM
I was watching a VH1 thingy and some comedian was talking about how whenever a straight actor plays a gay character, they are called "brave" and always get an Oscar nod..yet Tom Cruise plays straight characters all the time and is NEVER called brave.
I was dying.

By Skillz, at 4:24 PM
I think she ate too many corndogs at the carnival and he's holding her hair so she doesn't barf in it.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

By Anonymous, at 4:31 PM