As if the wearing the hat wasn't enough
Skin Stencil US Patent Issued In 1996
Finally, a hat designed for the ultimate fan. Now you can burn your favorite team logo right into your forehead! That's right, the logo portion your hat's adjustable headband has cutouts allowing the sun to sizzle your skin.
We suggest that you don’t apply any sun block to the part of your forehead that's under the headband and stay in the hot sun all day so tomorrow will truly be a red letter day!
(This suggestion is not endorsed by the National Cancer Institute.)
posted by Skillz at
9:24 AM
3 Comments:
I wonder if the freaks that invented this even tried to get the National Cancer Institute to okay it. I would have loved to see their reaction.
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Skillz, at 3:44 PM
Zane, I remember that. But I can't seem to remember why we didn't go through with it. Maybe we decided it would be better to get tattoos of noses on our dicks.
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Anonymous, at 6:53 PM
A douchy-looking sunburn on your forehead is what you get for being a Rams fan.
By
Teej, at 12:13 AM
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