Everything's bigger in Texas. (Sorry, I couldn't help it.)
A lot of drama today about the Bryan-College Station Eagle, which published the above photo in Thursday's edition of the newspaper. The newspaper swear it's an optical illusion. I have to believe them, despite how perfect it looks. But I must point out a few things, most of which Dave pointed out to me today:
1. He's clearly wearing black Spandex shorts underneath his shorts, so it would be highly unlikely that his penis could escape.
2. People have been writing about how this guy planned to "expose himself." This was the game-winning shot in a big rivalry game between Texas and Texas A&M, so I highly doubt this player was more focused on some complex plan to show his penis than on how to beat a huge rival.
3. Judging on visible length and angle, this guy would have to have about a 12-inch penis, which I believe is pretty rare.
Oh, well. It's still funny as shit.
posted by Teej at
12:12 AM
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I read somewhere where someone was questioning when Nike started making crotchless compression shorts. I liked that.
I just think the paper's explanation is lame. Who cares if it's really not, if all the people who get your paper are going to think it is.
If he indeed was packing as it appears he is, however, I think he should plan to expose himself during moments of maximum visibility, like when he's allowing the game-winning shot (by basically the only guy on the team who's capable of making it) so he can be in the newspaper.
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"Dave", at 1:18 AM
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