WHY NOT ME?
I understand that I am the only female in a male-dominated blog, but when you ask for Sarah, you get ALL of Sarah.
That said, imagine my surprise (read: delight) when I go to my favorite awful celebrity gossip blog and run into these pictures.
Excuse me while I catch my breath.
Yep, that's right...it is my future baby's daddy Colin Farrell....fucking someone else. But still, amazing visuals.
I don't even know why sex tapes are a big deal anymore. It seems like celebrities make them all the time and to be honest, most of the celebrities on them probably give better performances in them than in any big Hollywood film.
What I will never get is why celebrities think that they can make a sex video and keep it private. Don't they realize freaks are probably humping the garbage bags they put out on the street? I don't think I've even heard of a single tape I really believe was stolen. Paris' was sold by the dude she tangoed with, Pamela and Tommy SO sold theirs...I mean, come on...that video got them more publicity than their other "talents" ever did. Yeah Tommy, I'm talking about you.
The worst video I've ever seen was the Fred Durst one just because he is disgusting and made weird noises...and he wrote "Nookie."
That said, imagine my surprise (read: delight) when I go to my favorite awful celebrity gossip blog and run into these pictures.
Excuse me while I catch my breath.
Yep, that's right...it is my future baby's daddy Colin Farrell....fucking someone else. But still, amazing visuals.
I don't even know why sex tapes are a big deal anymore. It seems like celebrities make them all the time and to be honest, most of the celebrities on them probably give better performances in them than in any big Hollywood film.
What I will never get is why celebrities think that they can make a sex video and keep it private. Don't they realize freaks are probably humping the garbage bags they put out on the street? I don't think I've even heard of a single tape I really believe was stolen. Paris' was sold by the dude she tangoed with, Pamela and Tommy SO sold theirs...I mean, come on...that video got them more publicity than their other "talents" ever did. Yeah Tommy, I'm talking about you.
The worst video I've ever seen was the Fred Durst one just because he is disgusting and made weird noises...and he wrote "Nookie."
2 Comments:
I would have put the uncensored pictures on here but I would have orgasmed everytime I look at this blog...and I look at it a lot.
By Skillz, at 10:57 AM
Nice job on the photo editing, Sarah. I think we should wait at least two days before this thing becomes a full-fledged porn-swapping service.
By Teej, at 7:00 PM
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