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Friday, February 17, 2006

Kodak moment



What a lovely vacation memory. Crazy Euros.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

More Funny Valentines

It's Good to be King!

Apparently this is from six years ago when Kid Rock and Creed were touring together. Redlight Productions is planning on releasing it. This is the amazingly pathetic preview.

p.s. I FUCKING HATE Scott Stapp.


Awesome

This is amazingly funny not for the feat accomplished (it's obviously fake), but for the celebration afterward. Enjoy:

And who are you?

Just dicking around on You Tube and found this classic. A good three minutes of entertainment:

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Oh HELL NO!

This is the most depressing thing I've ever read.

Just got my tickets!

The show sold out in like, 8 minutes.

SEATTLE - Dave Chappelle, who walked away from a $50 million contract last year for the third and fourth seasons of his Comedy Central variety show, has scheduled a surprise standup show at the city's Paramount Theatre.
Tickets for Sunday's 7 p.m. show go on sale at 10 a.m. Wednesday, and were priced at $52.50, excluding fees, according to a calendar listing on the Paramount's Web site.
Last May, Chappelle, 32, stunned the entertainment industry by leaving his show in mid-production. He spent two weeks in South Africa before returning home to his farm near Yellow Springs, Ohio, northeast of Cincinnati. Since then, he's resumed performing live standup.

In a recent interview on "The Oprah Winfrey Show," Chappelle said he fled in part because he felt too many people were trying to control him and his show. He denied reports that his mysterious departure stemmed from mental or drug problems.
Comedy Central announced in December that four half-hour episodes of "Chappelle's Show," taped before he took off, will premiere in weekly airings this spring. A full season would have been 10 to 13 episodes.
Chappelle's future on Comedy Central remains in limbo. On Feb. 3, the day of his interview with Winfrey, the cable channel issued a statement that "Dave is a comedic genius whose work we truly value, and the door is always open to him."

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Since I'm the only girl on this thing...


HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Here is a picture of a bouquet that costs $331.99, which I am giving to all of you, free of charge. It will never wilt and I won't go broke trying to please people, some of whom I've never met.







Sunday, February 12, 2006

Best job ever

Check out these cops at "work."

The family's back

Less than a month away: