Finally Mormons can swim without the fear of eternal damnation

This is a "modest" bathing suit that "highlights the face, not the body." As designed by
www.wholesomewear.com

Sweet sweet Jodie

I feel like I could be there for Jodie, emotionally, after using CelebMatch.com's super scientific biorhythm analysis.

You nasty

I knew Katie Holmes was gonna be ruint by all this fakelove, but this is never OK. From Goldenfiddle.

Brokeback to the Future

Poignant.

Hooters casino/hotel

So I saw the full-page ad they ran in our paper, and read a wire story about today's grand opening this morning, so I finally went to check out the Hooters Casino and Hotel website.

Looks like the old Hotel San Remo off the strip has been re-branded as this new Hooters thing, which is pretty genius. The one thing I was pretty disappointed about: I surely thought they'd have like a hot wing buffet. It appears there's a regular Hooters in there. Along with a lot of other kitschy Florida-themed stuff (Dan Marino's! The Bait Shoppe!).

But anyway, I'm looking forward to visiting next time to see just how cheesy it could be.

Oh, one aside. They have little wife/boss buttons at the bottom of the page, which is kinda overreacting I think. My wife actually likes going there. But some people, like my boss (a ladygirl) who wouldn't take me there for my review, beg to differ, I guess. But the boss button is kinda funny.

Check on it!

Gotta love Bun B wearing a Pink Panther T-shirt. What the hell does any of this have to do with the Pink Panther anyway?

But Beyonce look goooooood but she always looks like she's having a seizure.

The day of reckoning is upon us. Hand me a juice box.

Since today seems to be a "Post Funny Pictures" day, and I don't have anything funny to write and haven't in about two weeks, here's the mean dude from "Lord of the Rings" drinking Ecto Cooler.

What better way to say "I love you."

Separated at birth?

(borrowed from http://cityrag.blogs.com/)

They certainly have the same amount of talent.

Thanks, um, for that.

This is what you like to read in the papers the day after Signing Day, from one of your recruits (his brother signed with A&M last year), especially one that's not exactly a superstar:

"They take care of you down there," [Terrence] McCoy said. "I know from my brother [Jamie McCoy] they keep your pockets full, give you plenty of money, keep feeding you meals. Besides that all the help they give you with football, they keep you on your grades with private tutoring. Just good all-around."

I sincerely hope he's talking about the stipend players get. But it sure doesn't sound so good.

Long-distance dedication

This one goes out to ol' pottymouth Teej.

If you could bring The Birthday Cake, that'd be great...

One of my favorite things in the world of Earth is interoffice correspondence. I find great humor in it. My friends and I over the years have made a habit of forwarding it to each other because we appreciate each other's more than our own. So you can imagine my joy when I found one day that there was a whole website devoted to them.

Anyway,this was sent to me today (and I've neutered some details):

A reminder to everyone:

Our get together, for a one in an occasional series, potluck lunch in the dept is in two days.

Bring something and enjoy from our collective menu. Or join us as you eat the lunch you always bring. Looks like drinks are on your own.
Employee1: Wrap sandwiches of different varieties with tasty spreads
Employee2: The Birthday Cake
Employee3: Potato chips / pretzels / dip
Employee4: Fresh pineapple
Employee5: Fruit salad
Employee6: Galette des Rois
Employee7: Olives and a pasta salad with vegetables
Employee8: Coleslaw
Employee9: Plates, napkins and forks
Employee10: Turkey and ham sandwiches
Employee11: Potato salad
Employee11: Canoli
Employee12: McMillan pastry
Employee13: Brie and crackers

Can I say that? Right on.

I heard from my friends over at MTV News RAW that one of our own may have been partaking in the hot fire during the shoot, too.
They wouldn't give me the footage, but a pal did send me a screengrab just to prove it.
So fess up, Teej. You likeded that shit, too!

Jesus with Rifle

This brings whole new meaning to WWJD?

There can be only one

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COLLEGE STATION, Texas — Texas A&M sought a restraining order Monday against the Seattle Seahawks, asking the NFC champions to stop promoting the "12th Man" marketing campaign.

I have enjoyed watching this whole thing get amped up. I thought it was kinda silly at first. But then I started getting more pissed as I thought about it. This is A&M's THING. The biggest tradition (out of quite a few of them that they're proud of) that they have going for them. And it's not anything new:

At A&M, meanwhile, "The 12th Man" is a symbol of fan support that dates to 1922. It began when a student, E. King Gill, was pulled from the stands to suit up for the injury-depleted Aggies as they faced top-ranked Centre College.

The NFL won't let people say "Super Bowl" in anything, lest they get the skin sued off they ass. But they'll support a team that is using a college's legal claim? Bullshit. Plus it's just unoriginal.

What next? The Qwest Qwazies?
Put a Touchdown Jesus outside. Then explain who this Jesus fella was.

So it's on. We sued you bitches

Strike while the FIRE is HOT

J-Lip doin' K-Fed.

Now that's a spicy nacho

Once, on a trip to New Orleans, some friends and I were buying food to take with us. We came to the subject of chips, and the editor of our college newspaper, April, said, "Get Doritos. Everybody loves Doritos."
Well, for whatever reason, that made us laugh. And we'd continue saying that, and it would continue to piss her off, which also made us laugh even more.
But as the years have passed, it seems maybe April wasn't too far off base. And this picture from some steamy Sundance hot tub action would seem to back up her contention.

OR, here's an alternative caption, MySpace-style:
"Those chips look good."

Anyway, Defamer has its own little funny take on the photos (vodka! strawberries! Doritos!). And they're not porno or anything. Just some faux-lesbian action by some kinda chunky chicks. But the Doritos cracked me up.