G'Day, meat!

So, I don't know if you know this, but the good folks over at In-N-Out (what a hamburger's all about) will place as many patties and as many pieces of cheese on your burger as you like. You want two patties and four pieces of cheese? That's a 2x4.
Well these dudes over at What Up Willy! ordered a 100x100 at a location in Vegas. And then they ate it. Eight of them. And then they blogged it!

Check out that link above for some excellent pictures. And check out their amazing stats:

Total calories (extrapolating from info provided here): 19490 calories
Total eaters 8 (2 girls and one guy who already ate dinner and only ate 6 patties)
Most patties eaten by one person : I think I ate about 20. I think Nalin ate about 20 as well (including the raw ones)
Time to finish : less then 2 hours
Number of people who barfed : 1 (way to go Elena!)

The Rapture

The world is ending if this isn't photoshopped and is INDEED David Gest and Da Brat making out.

Same shit, new name

Sorry, but I had to change the name of the blog. It was too long. So, again, welcome to what is now and will forever be known as Slightly Better Haircut. Just to make it official.

It's FIRE, bitches

Rain (wo)Man

I took 4 IQ tests today and they all said my IQ was 113. So, to everyone who cheated off me in school and thought I was smart because I wore glasses, fooled ya!

Sorry everything I post is K-Fed related, but...

I listened to K-Fed's new single "PopoZao" last night and after checking myself for a pulse after it was over, I have this to say.

The resemblance between these two is more than physical.

Lame attempt No. 1

FYI bitches

Please Read-MY MYSPACE ACCOUNT HAD BEEN STOLEN AND EBAYED IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

It has just come to my attention that my identity and my myspace account had been stolen and converted by certain persons from a certain entity on EBAY. This happened in December.
These persons acted on their own onus, without my knowledge and illegally. I nor Mad Science Recordings had anything to do with it.

We have remedied the problem and I have 100% control of my site!

DJ Quik & Mad Science Recordings had NOTHING to do with a space on my top 8 being auctioned off on EBAY.
We apoligize to any and all persons affected and who bid on or saw that false illegal post on ebay......We will make it up to everyone.

once again please note:
'i dont steal from 'da hood, im still from 'da hood!'
dj quik

Love the Tom Cruise on the couch

It's too easy

There's too many good possibilities for Photoshopping this.

I'll resist for now.

One crazy chicken

So I went to El Pollo Loco, which is foreign for "Best Fast Food EVER" last night and had the most maddening experience.
So here's the drill: The wife and I both order the No. 2. That's two pieces of chicken, a side and a drink. Then we order the kids' meal for the Manster, and his comes with a drink too.
So I go to the drink machine and realize I only have two cups. I go back to the cashier, and she says:
"I didn't charge you for a drink on the third one."
I said, "But we got two combos and a kids meal. Don't they all come with drinks?"
"Yes, but I didn't charge you for it.
"Well, you don't have to charge me for it, if it's in the combo, right?"
Lady, perturbed: "It's on your receipt."
"What is?"
"Where I didn't charge you for it."
"Well, WHY didn't you? I didn't tell you I didn't want one. I wanted a drink. That's why I ordered a COMBO."
"It's on your reciept."
So I go back to the table, very flustered and more confused, and look at my receipt. Here's how it worked... the combos are $5.19, but we upgraded to the breast/wing pairing, which is now $6.19.
So the receipt goes like this:
First item: $5.19 plus $1.29 for drink. Then a coupon was apparently applied, for $.29. So I guess that makes it $6.19.
Then the kids meal, which is normal.
Then the third thing, which is $5.19, the normal price of the combo without the "upgrade" charge. So even though I ordered it, she just didn't feel like doing it. She was saving me some money, I suppose, in her demented mind.
So I go back, and debate the whole thing, then go back up to the counter to order a DRINK that I WANTED the first time. And the lady just stands there, looks right at me, and acts like she's never seen me before. "Can I help you?"
"Uhhh... yeah. I want a drink."
With tax and everything, it was $1.39, which was $.39 MORE than it would've been if I'd just GOT what I ORDERED. Not to mention the complete frustrating experience, the total confusion, and the fact that I was pissed for like 2 hours after that.
But the chicken's flesh still was tasty after the fire singed it a lot.
Thanks for your time.